August 2012
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So there's only one channel in this motel,
madeofmetals:
This morning while I was getting ready I was watching Sesame Street.
They were doing this bit where some clown was trying to wash his hands but kept washing his feet or his elbows and Elmo would go, “no mister noodle, your HANDS!” and all the tv kids would laugh.
Around the fourth or fifth time he couldn’t find his hands, I heard a grown man yell from somewhere else in the motel,...
July 2012
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You're slipping, York...
shutupshotgun:
We’re only about five hours into the game, with 20+ to go?
Something really weird’s going to happen in the next chapter, isn’t it?
Oh man you don’t even know but I am so stoked for you to find out!
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sticler:
sassy-gay-dust:
omg what if we named animals after the sound they make like in pokemon
“take the bark for a walk”
“hey could you feed the meows”
“hey look at all those moos”
woah thats one big PPFKEJGKRTLYKTPLFPLPTLTPPLLF
I lol’ed
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groovymuttations:
can you imagine Bolin doing the LoK intro monologue though
“70 years in the future my brother and I discovered the new avatar AND SHE’S FUN STRONG AND BEAUTIFUL AND GOSH SHE PUTS HER HAIR IN THESE CUTE LITTLE PIGTAILS ON THE FRONT but she’s like super reckless but she saved my life from these bad guys so she deserves a cupcake but I believe Korra can save the world cause I’m...
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aplethora:
OH MY GOD, SO. i was double-checking my online class today to see if everything went alright, and i realized i had turned in a rough draft of the final essay instead of the finished draft. this is the cover page of what was turned in:
and the body includes gems like:
“Notable films released include sdjsfad and ajsdhfisdkafsdhjsdf,”
“They paraded peacefully, and through the...
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funnybro:
i was at the store today and i was like paying for my stuff and i’m used to the cashier asking if i want the receipt and i always answer no
but this time the cashier was like “have a nice day” and i was like “No” by default and i just left hurriedly cause oomg why am i like this
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making this rebloggable because ignorance is the...
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Bradley Uppercrust the Third is the best Disney...
bradley-uppercrust-the-iii:
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me drawing traditional art
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So, Aladdin was on TV last night...
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halfempty15:
I CAN SHOW YOU THIS SPOOOORT
EARTH, FIRE AND WATER
TELL ME KORRA, NOW WHEN DID YOU LAST
SEE SOME MOVES LIKE THESE?
I CAN SHOW YOU SOME TRICKS
TAKE YOU KNOCKOUT BY KNOCKOUT
OVER BACKWARDS AND UNDER
WE KNOCK THEM BACK INTO THE DRAIN!
A WINNING SCOOORE,
WE’RE ON OUR WAY TO THE TOURNAMENT!
NO ONE TO TELL US NO
EXCEPT TAHNO
BUT...
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yo-lady:
mightyaubs:
hiroshi sato is actually baron praxis
Oh
god
IT FITS
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